Short Story 48: Weldon the Nurd…

It takes all types to make the world go around and it takes all types to survive a Zombie Virus Attack. I found a guy named Weldon and he does not have green eyes and he is still alive because of his favorite thing in the world. A computer…

Here is Weldon’s story…

Hi my name is Weldon,

Let me tell you a story about how the Zombie Virus swept through my little town and what I did about it…

First let me introduce Alice, Greg and Samantha. They live with me and we try to survive in this day and age of Zombie madness…

Lets start with the fact that I always stayed up all night long and had a computer network that was interconnected with the whole world. I started to watch the Zombie Virus at work as it attacked the US first. Oh I am located in Australia if that matters…

At first I was not sure what was happening and then I realized that my connections that I had hacked with the government and science facilities all over the world, where screaming Zombie Virus at my console…

I allowed the few seconds for my system (Which was most likely one of the most powerful computers in the whole world and definable the most powerful computer now in the world!) to search the millions of terabytes of data that I had stored and gathered all the Zombie data that I could. In a matter of a few minutes I had gathered what was necessary for me to stop the spread of the Zombie Virus at my door step. I could not help the world, but I could help me and three people that I knew to survive…

No none of us are green eyed and we all made it. While the virus was ineffective against green eyed people. It was also ineffective against a computer generated repulsive force field of ionic substandard emissions of gold splayed electrons, within a spatial space defined by energy conduced techniques amended to the global warming issues at the time…

Other words: I took my power generators and cranked every kilowatt I could out of them and created a wall of electron magnetic force that whooped the viruses ass, as long as I had power we were safe. Lucky for us the power gave out after the virus used up its initial viral agent and had mutated…

It was a rough two weeks confined within the walls of a magnetic field and the field of course seemed to not bother the dead Zombies as they rose again to search for food. So we had to fight with what we had and try to keep the Zombies out of our space. The battle was hard and we had very little room. The only good thing was that there was only one way in my place and that is all we had to defend…

The magnetic field was not effective in stopping a Zombie, but it had an effect. The Zombie forcing his way into the room we were held up in, would be disorientated by the massive magnetic field, much as a bird is when it gets mixed signals in magnetic impulses as it flies around the globe in its seasonal migrations…

The field also burned off the hair and part of the skin on the Zombies and that was why we had to be careful and not get to near the invisible barrier. It may be magnetic, but I had amped it up to proportions beyond what anyone has done before…

As you see I still have the computer and I have all the data collected until the end of all data ceasing to transmit and now as it starts to transmit again, from the globe. You would be surprised how much data and how long it transmitted before the world computers shut down from lack of power. In fact several government agencies around the world have never had their computers shut down and I am hacked into them. I have created virtual connections through a wireless contact that uses the ability of the atmosphere to carry energy and I have concluded that 95% of the earth is dead with humans…

So after we discovered by my computer and data imputations. That the virus has expelled its dangerous emissions of viral activity and now it is strictly a human to human contact virus, as per a bite or open wound…

We were able to get out and see first hand what was going on. We are located in Australia as I said and population was very low to begin with in our little town. The town was empty except for a few straggling Zombies and we stocked up on food, supplies and weapons. We saw no reason to go anywhere as my computer has told me that nowhere is the same as anywhere…

I drug more generators near to us and I found several tanker trucks full of fuel. We were going to mad max it all the way and we have succeeded…

Alice and Samantha are both expecting children now and Greg and I are building a huge fence around our building. I can’t move all this equipment and I am set up to be the most controlling network when life starts to gather its wits about it. I still have network coverage of over half the world and I am expanding that daily as I am perfecting my wireless ability to find computers with power still attached. I am also working on how to power computers and other electronic equipment from the atmosphere and I think within a year I maybe able to activate equipment all over the world and have them draw power directly from the air…

The future is one of machines that self reproduce, because humans have messed up the world royally…

Time to go and get some work done. I have to be ready IBM DEEP BLUE will call at noon and look to play chess. You know he beats me all the time…

Weldon…

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Like I said I have to watch this guy and his escapades…

Next I am telling a story about a man who has slipped into the olden days and he while a little off his rocker, is surviving and calls himself, “Virgil the Conquer!” He wears a suit of armor and swings a sword he calls ” The Vorpal Sword”…

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